A: What are you going to do about your death?B: Well, mostly I'll try to avoid it.A: I mean, are you going to get buried or cremated?B: My wife and I will be cremated.A: Are you going to be buried next to each other?B: Oh, no. Our ashes will be shaken into the ocean.A: You?re not going to be buried?B: A coffin costs too much and takes up too much space.A: Yes, but it will be in a cemetery where your children can visit you.B: Children seldom visit their parents in a cemetery.A: That's true. A cemetery is for dead people, not living people.A: We figure our kids can visit us whenever they go to the beach.